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Melahu kat internet, dan tersidai kat laman web ni.
Jadi saja-saja la taip perkataan 'Malaysia', dan tau tak apa maksudnya?
1. The country where education is very highly politicised. Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths. Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia, you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay. A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard. That is guaranteed.
Friendly? Yes. Non-racist? Not always so.
The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy, incompetitive Malay students.
(Wei, tak semua la... Lagipun ingat senang ke nak masuk universiti?)
2.The terrorist capital of Southeast Asia.
Terrorist hide out there, and the government doesn't care.
(Uff, kita ni terrorist ke?)
Itu baru perkataan 'Malaysia', kita check-up perkataan 'Malay' pulak.
1.The ethnic majority of Malaysia. Faces severe sexual repression due to religious pressure. Sole contributor of the country's sex crimes. 1 out of 3 Malays are homosexual. Fabulously lazy and laid back, and expect everything to be spoon fed to their lips. An emblem of ignorance and stupidity. Will become extinct if their racial rights are revoked.
Son - Daddy, how come Siti gets humped by her grandfather every night?
Dad - Thats because shes Malay, son. You see (puts son on lap), Malays are incestous.
(Terasa ada unsur mengutuk agama la pulak...)
2.Insists that they are Bumiputra (native) and should have more privileges aka 80% quota to universities, Malay-only scholarships, Malay-only houses, Malay-only land, etc etc but doesn't realise that the Chinese and Indians have been there WAYYYYYYYYY before the colonization era; and the Malays themselves are not local, they are actually a South Chinese origin. Don't belive me? Many Malays have a surname Wan-for example Wan Abdullah, Wan Ahmad, Wan Noraini. Clearly a Chinese one no? The Orang Aslis are the REAL natives because they have been living in Malaysia since the Stone Ages,but ironically they are not entitled to any Bumiputra privileges. A race who claims to be friendly,but clearly shows great xenophobia when a non-malay neighbour moves in, and taxi drivers have been known not to take black people.They hate Jewish people a lot, because of their Muslim religion. In fact Jewish tourists who have been to Malaysia pretend they are Caucasian. In class,they are the dumbest dumbest of the lot. Yet they get admitted to public universities 80% of the time thanks to the racist goverment. As a result they graduated unemployed because their English sucks and, but turn the tables around and say that the employers are racist. They blame their pathetic pampered lives on other people (other races?) and not the fact that they are too lazy and dependent to acheive sucess.
Next time,don't ask why the majority of Malaysian overseas students in Britain are not malay.
(Eh, bukan gelaran Wan tu membuktikan asal keturunannya dari Kelantan ke? Dan pasal xenofobia tu, kawasan kejiranan saya bukan takat ada orang Cina dan India je, orang Arab dan Pakistan pun ada tau! Macam nasi campur. Takde masalah pun. Yang berkenaan orang yahudi, tu takleh komen,apa apapun saya anti-zionis, bukan anti-yahudi... dan saya tak bodoh!)
Majoriti warga Malaysia yang belajar di Britain bukan Melayu? Nanti sat, saya tanya En. Saiful, lagipun dia sekarang belajar kat sana kan... Ngee...
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Ada tak orang yang sakit hati dengan entri kali ni? Mest la ada.
Saya sendiri pun, walaupun bukan 100% Melayu tulen, pada mulanya menyirap gak bila baca 'definisi' tu. Yalah, suka hati dia je kutuk kaum dan negara orang. Bila dia kena kutuk tau pulak marah.
Dan rasanya semua 'definisi' tu mesti orang Malaysia yang buat ni. Takkan orang dari negara luar tau sangat pasal negara Malaysia dan bangsa Melayu.
Lagipun tak semua la orang Melayu yang macam tu... (Teingat masa subjek Hub. Etnik masa sem lepas, dalam bab 2 ada disebut perihal ni...)
Kesimpulannya, kita kena buktikan kepada 'mereka-mereka' ni yang tomahan yang mereka lemparkan tu tak betul. Yalah dah jadi tugas kita, takkan kita nak tunjuk yang semua orang Melayu camtu. Jadikan hal ni sebagai cabaran dalam membuktikannya (website tu international woo... Dan secara tak langsung menunjukkan macam mana dunia describe kita)
Tapi kalau orang Melayu masih layu (macam sekarang ni), nak buat macam mana ye?
Takkan nak tukar 'Melayu' jadi 'Melaju' kot.
Hmm...
Jadi saja-saja la taip perkataan 'Malaysia', dan tau tak apa maksudnya?
1. The country where education is very highly politicised. Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths. Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia, you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay. A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard. That is guaranteed.
Friendly? Yes. Non-racist? Not always so.
The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy, incompetitive Malay students.
(Wei, tak semua la... Lagipun ingat senang ke nak masuk universiti?)
2.The terrorist capital of Southeast Asia.
Terrorist hide out there, and the government doesn't care.
(Uff, kita ni terrorist ke?)
Itu baru perkataan 'Malaysia', kita check-up perkataan 'Malay' pulak.
1.The ethnic majority of Malaysia. Faces severe sexual repression due to religious pressure. Sole contributor of the country's sex crimes. 1 out of 3 Malays are homosexual. Fabulously lazy and laid back, and expect everything to be spoon fed to their lips. An emblem of ignorance and stupidity. Will become extinct if their racial rights are revoked.
Son - Daddy, how come Siti gets humped by her grandfather every night?
Dad - Thats because shes Malay, son. You see (puts son on lap), Malays are incestous.
(Terasa ada unsur mengutuk agama la pulak...)
2.Insists that they are Bumiputra (native) and should have more privileges aka 80% quota to universities, Malay-only scholarships, Malay-only houses, Malay-only land, etc etc but doesn't realise that the Chinese and Indians have been there WAYYYYYYYYY before the colonization era; and the Malays themselves are not local, they are actually a South Chinese origin. Don't belive me? Many Malays have a surname Wan-for example Wan Abdullah, Wan Ahmad, Wan Noraini. Clearly a Chinese one no? The Orang Aslis are the REAL natives because they have been living in Malaysia since the Stone Ages,but ironically they are not entitled to any Bumiputra privileges. A race who claims to be friendly,but clearly shows great xenophobia when a non-malay neighbour moves in, and taxi drivers have been known not to take black people.They hate Jewish people a lot, because of their Muslim religion. In fact Jewish tourists who have been to Malaysia pretend they are Caucasian. In class,they are the dumbest dumbest of the lot. Yet they get admitted to public universities 80% of the time thanks to the racist goverment. As a result they graduated unemployed because their English sucks and, but turn the tables around and say that the employers are racist. They blame their pathetic pampered lives on other people (other races?) and not the fact that they are too lazy and dependent to acheive sucess.
Next time,don't ask why the majority of Malaysian overseas students in Britain are not malay.
(Eh, bukan gelaran Wan tu membuktikan asal keturunannya dari Kelantan ke? Dan pasal xenofobia tu, kawasan kejiranan saya bukan takat ada orang Cina dan India je, orang Arab dan Pakistan pun ada tau! Macam nasi campur. Takde masalah pun. Yang berkenaan orang yahudi, tu takleh komen,apa apapun saya anti-zionis, bukan anti-yahudi... dan saya tak bodoh!)
Majoriti warga Malaysia yang belajar di Britain bukan Melayu? Nanti sat, saya tanya En. Saiful, lagipun dia sekarang belajar kat sana kan... Ngee...
[...]
Ada tak orang yang sakit hati dengan entri kali ni? Mest la ada.
Saya sendiri pun, walaupun bukan 100% Melayu tulen, pada mulanya menyirap gak bila baca 'definisi' tu. Yalah, suka hati dia je kutuk kaum dan negara orang. Bila dia kena kutuk tau pulak marah.
Dan rasanya semua 'definisi' tu mesti orang Malaysia yang buat ni. Takkan orang dari negara luar tau sangat pasal negara Malaysia dan bangsa Melayu.
Lagipun tak semua la orang Melayu yang macam tu... (Teingat masa subjek Hub. Etnik masa sem lepas, dalam bab 2 ada disebut perihal ni...)
Kesimpulannya, kita kena buktikan kepada 'mereka-mereka' ni yang tomahan yang mereka lemparkan tu tak betul. Yalah dah jadi tugas kita, takkan kita nak tunjuk yang semua orang Melayu camtu. Jadikan hal ni sebagai cabaran dalam membuktikannya (website tu international woo... Dan secara tak langsung menunjukkan macam mana dunia describe kita)
Tapi kalau orang Melayu masih layu (macam sekarang ni), nak buat macam mana ye?
Takkan nak tukar 'Melayu' jadi 'Melaju' kot.
Hmm...
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